Here it is!
Read below for instructions on how to prevent me from writing....
When paying to prevent me from writing I only accept certain widely recognized government issued gold bullion (Krugerrands, American Eagles, Austrian Philharmonics, Gold Maple Leaves, Australian Gold Nuggets, Chinesse Gold Pandas, and British Sovereigns) and I only accept them in one ounce sizes (no other size (half, quarter, ect.) coins will be considered).
One ounce of gold shuts me up for 1 millisecond. Click Here for the current spot price.
So let's see... assuming a gold price of $1600.00 a troy ounce it would cost $1,600,000 to keep me quite for one second. That's $96,000,000 a minute, $5,760,000,000 an hour, $138,240,000,000 a day, and $504,576,000,000,000 a year*
* The minimum payment accepted is a full years payment. Click Here for delivery instructions.
(1600x1000=1,600,000x60=96,000,000x60=5,760,000,000x24=138,240,000,000x365=504,576,000,000,000)